Strutting My Stuff at the CSD Parade
How I Turned Heads (and Maybe Some Ankles) in My Pink Mini Dress Ah, the CSD Parade. The one day of the year when the streets are filled with more color than a rainbow threw up on a unicorn. This year, I decided to embrace the spirit and attend in style. Forget blending in; I was going to stand out like a flamingo in a flock of pigeons. The outfit? A pink mini dress that could make Barbie herself jealous, a matching pink collar (because why not?), and a straw hat to keep my brain from frying under the relentless sun. Spoiler alert: it didn’t work. But hey, it was a look. The Preparation: A Comedy of Errors Getting ready for the CSD Parade was like trying to dress a cat in a tuxedo. It sounds easy in theory, but in practice, it's a mix of hissing, chaos, and wondering why you ever thought this was a good idea. First, there was the mini dress. Now, let me clarify something: when I say "mini," I mean MINI. The kind of mini that makes you question whether it’s actually a dres...